(with apologies to The Old Woman Who Swallowed a Fly)I went to church for morning Christmas service today and after that was walking around the city and Federation Square admiring the sublime peace and quiet that has befallen the city on this holiday. While the humans are all at home, probably still sleeping and hungover from the night before, the flies were out full swing and were irritating the heck out of everyone. I have unintentionally swallowed no less than 4 flies by while talking or breathing with my mouth. Serves them right for being so slow witted and insistent on hovering around my face.

I dunno why I swallowed that fly, (perhaps I'll die?)